December 2010
The female bedbug has no sexual opening. To get...
Everyone always gets shit in their ask boxes… WHY I NEVAR GET ANYYYYY :(
when you're in a rough mosh pit
affectuous:
and some girl screams,
“CAN WE STOP PUSHING PLEASE, LIKE FUCK”
and everyone’s like,
AHHHHA
I don't wanna see you fall apart, when they come...
Thank you for this pen and ink ammunition. Thank...
How fucking old will you be when you figure out...
Merry Christmas assholes.
<3
It's funny how we can be so self absorbed.
You know those cancer commercials. The ones that really should make you feel bad, but you just idly watch or switch the channel or don’t even pay attention, say in your head ‘That’s sad.’ and move on with your day.
I can barely contain myself every time I see them now.
Everything changes once cancer enters your life.
This is the most Charlie Brown Christmas I've ever...
It really takes a lot to get me out of the Christmas spirit.
Today, I am sad.
It's December 23rd and there are no presents under...
And there won’t be any this year.
Merry Christmas.
Watch
11 days.
leakyheartsandsplinteredribs:
Eleven eleven eleven, only eleven.
WatchHahahah found this in the depths of my computer… it’s really not funny to anyone other than Jenny and Denise, so don’t bother watching it unless you’re bored. I was 16 and annoyingly stoned and whiney.
WatchHahahah found this in the depths of my computer… it’s really not funny to anyone other than Jenny and Denise, so don’t bother watching it unless your bored. I’m really annoyingly high and whiney.
I love anatomy. The human body is so fascinating.
reblog if you want some of these in your ask box
taken-for-granted:
a creepy message
a stupid question
a compliment
a tmi
a story
a poem
about you
what you think about me
why you follow me
rate me
if you met me what would you do
how was your day
what do you want for Christmas this year
a cute message
one thing you want to tell me
Shhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuurrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee why naht?
It's times like these that I start appreciating...
I feel so lucky to have met the wonderful, amazing girls in my class. I love them so much and I’ve never felt so much support from one group of people in my life. Their support today alone sent me into hysterics. I’ve seriously made friends that I hope to take with me for the rest of my life.
A man has been cured of HIV. →
celestialdelirium:
genderbitch:
so-treu:
isabelthespy:
nezua:
Two immediate thoughts. Judge as you will.
1: Damn, I love Science. 2: Freddie Mercury should not have had to go the way he did.
holy fuck.
why is this not news? i need to know more about this.
Holy crap this is awesome.
This makes me smile.
Amazing. Now let’s work on cancer and Alzheimer’s, and...
I have the worst luck of anyone I've ever known.
I don’t even have bad luck. I have the opposite of luck. I have unluck.
Every day I wake up,
and
I
expect
it
to
be
a
dream.
And then it’s not.