-Blurgh
-Hint of a hint of green
-Sitting next to someone who’s thinking about the color yellow
-Blue but like, on low battery
-Tapping your forehead against the forehead of someone who once saw the color red
-Brown but with like social anxiety
-White but like… lowkey white
(via epicmurdock)
my mom: it’s really not good to eat past sunset
me, whose circadian rhythms have aligned with a nearby raccoon’s: your rules don’t apply here
(via illegalaustralien)
(Source: catchymemes, via handjob)
I’m gonna fucking scream this post was hidden for having “sensitive content”
(Source: instructor144, via p-taters)
